Gloucester, MA
There are no outlets in this bathroom
Staten Island, NY
If you are below this height, you are not tall enough for this ride.
New Haven, CT
Lint brushes do not remove lint from the vagina
Reading, PA
He doesn't love you bitch!
Jupiter, FL
Milk, eggs, tampons, hairspray, flour, bread, EPT, potatoes, chicken.
Catholic School, Saskatchewan (Courtesy of Matthew)
Roses are red, violets are blue, carrots are rotten, and so is your bra.
Mesquite, TX
Jaime Lee Curtis has a penis
Nashville, TN
I wrote this in shit with my right hand
Silver Spring, MD
Ladies, please wipe blood and urine of seats! Thanks, management.
Atlantic City, NJ
Hug the next person that walks into this bathroom
Mansfield, OH
If it doesn't flush, use this plunger then jiggle the handle.
Chicago , IL
I have chicken pox
Sterling Heights, MI
How about a courtesy flush?
Greeley, PA
This is the largest hell hole in America
Corpus Christie, TX
If the water appears discolored do not drink it
Atlanta, GA
Thief, thief, I saw you take that shit--now put it back!
Pinehurst, NC
I forgot what I wanted to say
San Antonio, TX
Deze plaats is zo vuil!
Lansing, IL
Okay Janine, I'm here, where are you?
Phoenix, AZ
Employees must conceal any open sores after washing hands
Tacoma, WA
DO NOT flush this toilet, it's a reminder of what our president has done to the public.
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